We get it, life is filled with unexpected twists and turns, and it can sometimes seem easier to go invisible. However, we think that when life gives you flamingos, you read some Hemingway while sipping a cocktail in a bow tie. Life is a short adventure... live it as one!
These are self-tie bow ties for the bow tie purist, however, they come tied and are adjustable for the non-Jedi. The truth is it's easy to learn how to tie one (thank you YouTube), and worth the 15 minutes, given the number one question people ask bow tie wearers is... 'did you tie that yourself?'